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— Tracy Jordan, 30 rock
Jack:  I wonder what  that 10-year old would think if he could see himself now. Fly on a  plane? I’ve flown on Air Force One. Go to DisneyLand? Lemon, I’ve held  Walt Disney’s frozen head in my hands.
Liz: That’s…awesome.

Jack: I wonder what that 10-year old would think if he could see himself now. Fly on a plane? I’ve flown on Air Force One. Go to DisneyLand? Lemon, I’ve held Walt Disney’s frozen head in my hands.

Liz: That’s…awesome.

“Aren’t you the one who told me to live every week like it’s shark week?” - Kenneth to Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock

“I wanna make enough money that my kids can play lacrosse. Lacrosse, Liz Lemon!” - Tracy Jordan

Liz: You know what I hear? It’s the hug plane, coming in for a landing.
Jack: You’re cleared for approach.

<3 friendship moments.

Liz: You know what I hear? It’s the hug plane, coming in for a landing.

Jack: You’re cleared for approach.

<3 friendship moments.

“Oh reallo? I meant to say really, I misspoke. Continue” - Liz Lemon

I feel this would happen to me.

CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW ON THE NEW 30 ROCK, TRACY JORDAN GOES ON CASH CAB????!!!!??

CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW ON THE NEW 30 ROCK, TRACY JORDAN GOES ON CASH CAB????!!!!??

“I’ve long been an advocate for disversity, it’s what made this country great. The Chinese built the railroads, the Irish built, and then filled the jails.” - Jack Donaghy

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